Hiç Olmadık Yerde Aklınıza Gelen En Saçma Şey
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Lgs sınavın da aklıma şok reklamı gelmişti ama böyle içimden şarkısını fln söylüyorum "şok sana yeter şok şok şok yeter de artar şok şok şok" diye sınava fln konsantire olamıyordum rezillikti..
(kamu spotu:Sınava giderken önce TV izlemeyiniz..)
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Hoca matematik de önemli bi konu anlatıyor du (zaten hep önemli konular da akla geliyor sjdjdjd) önümde ki kızla saçma saçma şeyler hayal etmiştim ya djfjfjf
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Bu benim masalım isimli Aleyna Tilki şarkısı.
Burası sihirli bir dünya diye bağırasım geliyor.
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Tuvaletteyken utanç verici anılarımın film seridi gibi gozlerimin onunden gecmesi
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Ya otobüsün körüğü koparsa?
-Dur şu direğe tutunayım da spiderman gibi hızlıca zıplayıp asfalta değmeden kendimi geriye atarım.
(Psikolojik operasyon tamamlandı.)
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Cuma namazında nerdeyse her seferinde imamın 'muhterem müslümanlar!' hitabına içimden gelen 'buyur canım' deme refleksi.. hayır normalde canımlı manımlı hallerim de yok ama nerden içime yer ettiyse çocukluktan beri, kim muhterem müslümanlar dese içimden aynı ses çıkıyor 'Balım?? '..
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Bankada her sıra beklediğimde aniden soyguncuların gelip bizi rehin alırsa insanları ne şekilde kurtarıp neler yapabileceğimi düşünüp dururum nedense🙃 çoğu zaman kendime geldiğimde sıra numaram çoktan geçmiş olur
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