Erasmus Muharrem
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Twitter'da "Enayi" lakaplı derbeder, 7 sene süren sanal ilişkisi sonrasında "Erasmus Muharrem" abimiz "Öykü" isimli manitasını ayıklıyor. Ben yedi senede bi kere bile öpemedim, bu adam bunu nasıl başardı ulan diyerek yaşadığı duygusal şiddeti gözler önüne seriyor.
Hüzünlü bi hikaye ama tarafım Erasmus Muharrem.
Twitter efsaneleri arasına giren muazzam flood burada. Gücü yeten okusun.
https://twitter.com/oykunun_enayisi/status/1279130028773650433
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Konudan bağımsız Öykü Erasmusta da Muharrem bulmazsın be kızım.. Yok muydu bi Paul Maul bişey?
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Sinirlerim bozuldu okurken
Muharremi es gec
Oykude batmis bi batakliga
Ama bu Enayi kesinlikle hasta.Hasta kelimesi az bile
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tek kelime ile muharremciyiz. 7 senede 4 kez buluşmuş adam ağlayıp duruyor. kendine gelsene olum aloooo. etrafına bak ne bu amksiyete krizleri. yakışıyor mu sana enayi?
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Kız en iyisini yapmış, bu pedofili ruhlu ibne takıntı haline getirmiş kızı. Muharremi tebrik ediyor başarılarının devamını diliyorum.
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Olay nedir, kısaca özet geçseniz valla çok merak ettim ama okumaya zamanım yok. Arkadaş bekliyor.
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enayi öpememişse kızın arayayışa girmesi normal abla bakmış olmuyor yoluna çıkmış
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Okumayı seven bir insan olan beni bile sıktı, önemli bölümleri okudum sadece. Öykü, Muharrem'e şükür namazı kıl, ne bileyim İncirlik Üssü'nü falan aç yoksa bu Enayi'den başka türlü kurtulabileceğini sanmazdım. Erasmus'ta da Türk bulabilmen gözlerimi yaşarttı. Artık bahtsız bedevi misin, şanslı mısın bilemedim.
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bu adam bunu günlerce süren bir çalışma sonrası yazmış. emek vermiş. manyağa bağlamış artık. şuursuz bir şekilde acı denizinde yüzmüş. konuşma tarzına bakılırsa kocaman adam "awwwww muç muç" olmuş. kıza bağlanmamış tapmış.
yani bu demek oluyor ki (afedersiniz) "böyle" seveni s*kerler. bu çok açık.
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erasmus'a gidip de muharrem ile birlikte olmazsın be kızım. ne saçma olay acaba gerçek mi? çocuk deli olabilir çünkü.
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tahammül edemedim çocuğa atlayarak okudum.
öyküyü de 7 yıl darlamıştır diye tahmin ediyorum....
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Enayi Bey, TİVİTMAG ile DM yoluyla konuşmuş. Bu nedir ya hahahahagaga :((
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Ben açıkçası çocuğa üzüldüm bu durumda. Ama kimin ne olduğu belli olmuyor işte. Zaten bu erasmus muhabbetinin altından muhakkak başka bir halt çıkıyor.
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Bu hikayede yanan enayi
Yasayan muharrem
Yasatanda oyku olmustur.
Hadi eyvv
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bizim bir arkadaş var aynı böyle bir konu ile benzer bir olay yaşamıştı kız arkadaşıyla. Bizde hemen olayı bu arkadaşa yorumladı. Ancak olay Türkiye sınırları içinde olduğu için #FarabiMuhammed dedik xD