Dünya Üzerinde Sadece Türklerin Söyleyebileceği Yalanlar
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Benim favorim bir dönem televizyon programlarının ve dahil tüm ünlülerin sarfettiği "Şu anda 70 Milyon bizi izliyor" cümlesi. Tabi o zamanlar 70 milyonluk bir ülkeydik, güzel zamanlardı, sakin dönemlerdi. Annelerimizin sıklıkla yaptığı "Dur bak bizim kızı/oğlanı veriyorum. O da geçmiş olsun diyecekmiş" türevi buram buram akraba terörü kokan cümleler de bu konuya dahil.
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"onun da sana selamı var"
yookk. benim sana selamım falan yooookkkk.
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ekonomi yükselişte, uçuyoruz
₺ değer kazandı
bodrum'da tam otellik yangın çıktı, çok üzgünüz
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"Türk'ün Türk'ten başka dostu yoktur"
Ne belli? Hayır ne belli?
Türklerin söylediği yalanların şahıdır bu cümle benim için.
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"Ben yalan söylemem"
Yalanı renklerine ayırmak. Net Türk işidir. Yalan söylemediğini iddia etmek, söyledi ve yakalandı ise de bunun beyaz ya da pembe yalan olduğunu, zararsız olduğunu belirtmek.
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Herkes bizi kıskanıyor, bizi çekemiyorlar, Avrupa bizi kıskanıyor. Amerika bizi kıskanıyor. Kıskanılıyoruz. Hep kıskanılacağız. Kıskananlar çatlasın.
Diğer yalanları söyleyenler vardır ama şunu bir Türk dışında kimse kullanmaz, kullanamaz :)
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Sigarayı istesem bırakırım, bırakmayı planlamıyorum şu an. Ama istesem hemen bırakırım.
Not: 20. denemesi hala bırakamadı.
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Sonra konuşalım mı şarjım çok az suratına kapanmasın
O sırada şarj %65 😆🤭
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