Bu Zamana Kadar Duyduğunuz En Saçma Bahane
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bu kulaklar "kedimin mama saatine denk geliyor amaaaa, gelemem kiiii" gibi saçma bir bahaneyi bile duydu.
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"Alnımda çok büyük bi sivilce çıktı" diyerek ekilmiştim bi keresinde
Bahane olarak saçma aslında ama düşününce hak vermiştim kendisine :D
1 Yanıt
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Ya gerçekten bitirdim, gelirken masamın üstünde unuttum yaaa... 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Eski sevgilim vardı niye cvp vermedin bana dedim kaldırım da yürüyorum tünele girdim pardon demişti ben de yedim aq wwqqwqw
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Arkadasim bugun kedimin dogum gunu onunla vakit gecirmek istiyorum demisti. Sacma degil ama en tatli bahane bence:) basligi gorunce paylasmak istedim.
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Anksiyetem var ilaç kullanıyorum demiştim bir kere ne alakaysa 😄
Bi arkadaşımında 3 5 kere teyzesini öldürmüşlüğü var 😄
2 Yanıt
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'Almanya'dan eski sevgilim gelecek' bahanesiyle terk edilmişliğim var.
Not: Sonradan öğrendim bahane değilmiş gerçekten de Almanya'dan eski sevgilisi gelmiş ve yeniden sevgili olmuşlar.
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Çok uzun açıklaması olup bi olay örgüsü ne bağlanan her bahane. Karmaşık ve hızlı cümleler :D
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Zamanında bir arkadaşım hoca "neden ödevini yapmadın?" diye sorduğunda "hocam eniştem doğum yaptı" demişti.😂😂